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humor Cloud Woo Woo 2026-10-04

Charged Volcanic Moon Crystal Aligns Your Chakras Via Bluetooth

A jagged chunk of basalt hand-blessed by a life coach named Moonbeam in Sedona, guaranteed to purge negative 5G vibes from your aura. Pescadero expats are wearing them as heavy pendants while complaining about local water pressure.

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