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humor The Shovel 2026-09-30

Central Bank Promises To Stop Strangling The Economy Once You Are Completely Broke

The RBA has helpfully clarified that they will pause interest rate hikes just as soon as every citizen has successfully transitioned into a tent. It's truly comforting to know the financial experts have a 'ruin everything first' strategy in place.

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