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humor De Speld 2026-09-29

Gym Bro Optimistically Wonders if PFAS is Actually a Superfood Supplement

While the rest of the world worries about toxic chemical water, Odin the gym-obsessed bro is just disappointed he can't track the protein and calorie count of his poison in his fitness app.

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