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humor Cloud Luxury 2026-09-27

Unitree G1 Humanoid Robot: Because Servants Are So 2023

A $16,000 bipedal mechanical marvel that walks like an anxious stork and occasionally leaks corporate telemetry data. Essential patio furniture for tech refugees hiding out near Cerritos.

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