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humor The Daily Mash 2026-09-25

Empty Nesting: How to Successfully Remember Absolutely Nothing

After eighteen years of raising tiny chaos agents, parents are finding that the deafening silence of an empty house is just a perfect backdrop for realizing they have absolutely nothing in common with their spouses.

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