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humor The Onion 2026-09-24

Robert Pattinson Reveals His Acting Method Involves Using Scripts as Bath Towels

Robert Pattinson explains that he chooses his roles based on how absorbent the script paper is. He also hopes to be named the best 'air purifier of 2026' at the upcoming awards season.

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