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humor The Onion 2026-09-24

Golden Retriever Shocked Her Ex-Hookup Is Now FBI Director

A local golden retriever is having a crisis of identity after realizing the guy she dated ten years ago now leads the FBI. Apparently, he's just as obsessed with her now as he was when she ghosted him after that one drunken night.

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