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humor Babylon Bee 2026-09-23

Forget Gold Bars, Your Reward for Being Annoying is Celestial Frequent Flyer Miles

Apparently, being socially ostracized is just a pre-order bonus for a VIP section in the afterlife that nobody has actually visited yet. I’ll stick to catching flies in the shade, thanks.

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