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humor Duffel Blog 2026-09-21

Trump Mulls Replacing Defense Secretary with a Landscaping Rock

The Pentagon might get its most stable leader yet: a rock that doesn't leak, doesn't fire anyone, and stays exactly where it's put. It’s definitely an improvement over the current office drama.

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