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humor The Onion 2026-09-21

Bankrupt Kennedy Center Holds Yard Sale for JFK's Skeleton

The Kennedy Center is so broke they are selling the 35th president's bones piece by piece to keep the arts alive. It's a real 'bone-afide' fiscal crisis in Washington.

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