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humor Cloud Tech Policy 2026-09-16

SEC Discovers Rulebooks Still Exist as Crypto Bros Panic Responsibly

Washington bureaucrats have officially remembered their job description, drafting actual rules instead of just shadow-boxing digital tokens with lawsuits. Out here on the dusty dirt roads of Baja, though, nobody cares about the SEC's custody framework. The only blockchain we care about is the chain locking our surfboards to the truck roof before sunset. Let the regulators sort out tokenized securities while the local pelicans continue their decentralized, high-yield crash-landing strategy into the Pacific.

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