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humor Babylon Bee 2026-09-14

Anthropic Wins The Race To Oblivion, Leaving OpenAI In The Digital Dust

Anthropic is finally winning a market share battle, promising to wipe out the human race with superior efficiency. It is nice to see tech giants finally setting clear, achievable KPIs for the impending apocalypse.

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