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humor De Speld 2026-09-14

New Dutch Law: One Firework Ends Your Entire New Year’s Eve Party

The Dutch government has decided that if one person lights a firecracker, everyone must stop having fun immediately. You’ll be forced to replay the countdown three weeks later in complete silence, accompanied only by the haunting echoes of Bohemian Rhapsody.

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