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humor The Hard Times 2026-08-22

HHS Prescribes Total Political Apathy for a Better Night's Sleep

The government now suggests that the secret to curing your insomnia is simply ignoring the slow-motion collapse of society. Apparently, radical acceptance of systemic failure is much more effective than melatonin, provided you don't mind the existential dread.

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