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humor The Onion 2026-08-19

U.S. Economy Risks Total Collapse If Anne Hathaway Stops Making Movies

Experts warn that 63% of our exports are just Anne Hathaway films. If she retires, we’re all going to be trading Zendaya posters for bread.

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