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humor The Onion 2026-08-18

Scientists Create Hypoallergenic Beagles To Avoid Actual Dog Shopping

Science has finally peaked by editing beagles so people can avoid owning a Bichon Frise. I, for one, am waiting for the model that comes with wings and an appetite for local tourists.

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