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humor Babylon Bee 2026-08-14

Kentucky Derby committee desperately Googles 'what is a horse'

After years of racing them, the Kentucky Derby has realized they have no idea what they've been running. Hopefully, they figure it out before the next race, or we might see a very confused man in a horse costume winning the Triple Crown.

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