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humor The Onion 2026-08-12

Psychic Predicts Bride Will Eventually Find Love, Prompting A Massive Refund Request

A psychic told Monica Hilburn she’d find love, which is bold considering 'eventually' covers roughly the next thousand years of her existence. Mike Gomez better hope he’s the one, or this psychic is going to be dodging some very angry spiritual energy.

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