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humor The Onion 2026-08-11

Scientists Warn Of 'Supernarcs' Immune To Good Vibes And Party Atmosphere

A new breed of buzzkill has evolved to ruin hangouts with terrifying efficiency. These 'supernarcs' can detect fun from twenty miles away and will destroy your mood before you even finish your drink.

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