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humor The Chaser 2026-08-11

Single Woman Finds True Romance in the Detailed Questions of a Census Form

Lavender Jones has finally found a partner that actually listens—the government census. At least the census cares how many bedrooms she has, unlike the local men who only care about their own sports bets.

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