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humor De Speld 2026-08-07

Your Period Tracker Wants Your Body Count and Pincode for Better Advertising

Because selling your cycle data isn't enough, this app now demands your sexual history and banking credentials. Apparently, Gert-Jan’s poor performance is vital information for their marketing department.

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