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humor The Onion 2026-08-06

Study: Shouting 'Suck On This' Increases Rocket Launcher Lethality by 35%

Scientists have finally quantified the tactical advantage of being a movie action hero. Turns out, the secret to ballistics isn't physics, it's just being an absolute jerk before pulling the trigger.

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