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humor The Daily Mash 2026-08-06

How to Win Every Golf Game Ever by Simply Being a Delusional Billionaire

Donald Trump shares his secret 'athletic' prowess, which primarily involves owning the course, threatening the staff, and declaring victory before anyone else has even teed off. It's truly an inspiring masterclass in how to turn a mild hobby into a high-stakes hostage situation.

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