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humor Babylon Bee 2026-08-05

Democrats Celebrate Primary Win with Enthusiastic, Terrifying Aerial Gunfire

In a stunning departure from their usual town halls, Democrats celebrated a victory by turning the Detroit skyline into an accidental target range. It’s certainly one way to make sure nobody forgets the results of the Michigan primary.

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