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humor The Onion 2026-08-03

Living Near a Rock Gym: The Ultimate Test of Your Personal Hypocrisy

You keep mentioning that membership, yet here you are, sitting on the couch while the gym is right there. It turns out your rock climbing dreams are as solid as a pile of wet sand.

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