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humor The Daily Mash 2026-07-31

Elon Musk's Future: Hotels on the Sun, Teslas with Detachable Parts

Elon Musk has outlined his future plans, which include space tourism to the sun and robot girlfriends with detachable genitals. Because who needs practicality when you can have a potentially hazardous vacation and a sex robot with a 35% chance of losing its parts?

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