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humor The Daily Mash 2026-07-30

Drought Survival Guide: Keep Your Pervert Contests and AI Slop to 90 Minutes!

Experiencing a drought? Fear not! This groundbreaking advice suggests shortening your wet T-shirt contests to a brisk 90 minutes and foregoing hot meals to avoid sweating. Because nothing says 'responsible citizen' like saving water by not eating or potentially shutting down AI centers.

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