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humor The Daily Mash 2026-07-28

Experts confirm: Snoring is proof you're a terrible, evil person.

Finally, science has confirmed what we all suspected: people who snore are just vile, malevolent beings who enjoy tormenting their loved ones. Apparently, they could just 'think don't snore,' but where's the fun in that?

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