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humor The Onion 2026-07-28

Travis Kelce discovers alien, immediately tries to sign him for Chiefs.

In news that shocked absolutely no one, Travis Kelce has found an alien and believes its four arms and long neck are the missing pieces for the Chiefs' Super Bowl run. Forget football skills, this guy can *high-point anything*!

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