The Unitree GD01 personal 'Gundam' humanoid mech is the ultimate statement piece for the discerning Baja expat who’s tired of mere Teslas. Why drive when you can stomp around in a 10-foot-tall, transforming robot with a cockpit that's probably less comfortable than your garden chair? It’s perfect for intimidating unsolicited avocado vendors or simply fetching a beer from the fridge across the pool, assuming you have a very, *very* large pool.