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humor El Deforma 2026-07-27

Player claims FIFA threatened him, causing missed penalty; fans demand replay.

After whiffing a crucial penalty kick, Henry Martín blamed FIFA's mysterious agents lurking in the stands, claiming they threatened him with binoculars. América fans, convinced by this tale of shadowy figures and phantom pressure, are demanding the game be replayed, presumably with less intimidating spectating.

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