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Trump's Tariffs: More Expensive Organic Hummus, Less Time for Sunset Yoga

Local expats are reportedly 'concerned' about how new global trade tensions might inflate prices on imported kombucha and organic quinoa. Some fear their artisanal avocado toast budget could be impacted, potentially forcing them to miss an afternoon surf session or an important, self-curated shamanic sound bath. The Japanese Yen's dramatic plunge is, thankfully, just background noise to the perfect morning swell off Cerritos, irrelevant to the pursuit of pure, unadulterated beach bliss.

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