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humor Babylon Bee 2026-07-24

Trump Demands Democrats Postpone Assassination Attempts Until After His Speech

Because nothing says 'presidential' like demanding political opponents pause their potentially murderous impulses for your monologue. Clearly, the biggest threat to democracy is a poorly timed heckle.

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