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humor The Onion 2026-07-24

Tourist Disappointed to Leave Scotland Without Spotting a Single 'Fat Bastard'

A tourist's Scottish adventure was tragically marred by the absence of the legendary 'Fat Bastard,' leaving him to wonder if they migrate or perhaps just frequent Subway franchises when no one is looking.

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