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humor The Onion 2026-07-23

Florida's 'Alpha Male Sanctuary' Now Home To Arrested Tate Brothers

Oh, Florida! The supposed sanctuary for alpha males Andrew and Tristan Tate has welcomed them with open arms... and handcuffs. Apparently, even the Sunshine State can't stomach quite *that* much alpha energy when it involves serious charges.

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