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humor The Onion 2026-07-22

RFK Jr. Warned Not To Nuke Himself In Office Microwave.

Government officials had to remind Robert F. Kennedy Jr. that the office microwave is for warming leftovers, not for his personal thermodynamic experiments. Apparently, sparking and wailing make it hard for colleagues to reheat their tuna melts.

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