Remember 'Paul – the Sexiest Smartphone Charger on the Planet'? It's a bust of a human body with a charging dock... exactly where you think it is. This Kickstarter masterpiece, described as an 'unfortunate baby between a selfie stick and a smartphone holder,' failed to connect with backers, probably because most people prefer not to simulate coitus with their charging phone. Yet, somehow, the expats of Baja still probably wish they'd funded this 'artistic statement.'