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humor The Daily Mash 2026-07-21

Men's Magazines Admit Abs-olutely No New Content Left For Six-Pack Pursuits

After decades of churning out the same old advice, men's health magazines are officially kaput on how to achieve those coveted abs. Apparently, after sit-ups and calorie counting, there are simply no more groundbreaking angles to explore for stomach muscles, leaving editors desperately seeking fresh ways to say 'get abs, get laid'.

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