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humor The Onion 2026-07-20

Trump Claims Naps Vital For Protecting U.S. Interests In The Land Of Nod

President Trump insists his frequent naps aren't laziness, but a critical mission to defend 'Dreamland' from threats like Freddy Krueger. Apparently, the fate of the nation hinges on his ability to negotiate with Sandman.

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