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humor Babylon Bee 2026-07-17

Texas Escalates Office Etiquette Enforcement to Capital Punishment

Texas has declared war on cheerful Mondays, enacting a death penalty for anyone daring to utter 'Happy Monday, Team!' in an email. Apparently, the Lone Star State takes its productivity very, very seriously.

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